ALARM CLOCK WAKE UP
HOT SHOWER
SALTY EGGS, SWEET COFFEE
CHECK YOUR PHONE, WATCH CAT VIDEOS
FILL SOME SPREADSHEETS
CALL YOUR WIFE, SHE'S WORKING OVERSEAS
SAY "I LOVE YOU" THROUGH YOUR SCREEN
MORE ENDORPHIN-OPTIMIZED CONTENT
TAKE AN AMBIEN AND GO TO SLEEP

I want to fucking kill myself.

tl;dr

Indians do not consume garlic and onions

Can you still really feel what it's like being human?

You are here

What do you think happens when you repeat "I love you" to your screen so many times?

You are being hyperstimulated right now.